Second Best (2005) – DVD
*/**** Image B Sound C+ Commentary A-
starring Joe Pantoliano, Jennifer Tilly, Boyd Gaines, Bronson Pinchot
written and directed by Eric Weber
by Alex Jackson Eric Weber’s Second Best is not only a bad movie, it’s an arrogantly bad movie. It thinks it has a God-given right to be poorly acted, written, and directed. Though I’m loath to endorse the source, to paraphrase “South Park” creator Trey Parker, I hate bad Hollywood films but I REALLY fucking hate bad independent films. You would have to be far out of the studio system and truly have the courage of your convictions to make a movie as utterly self-absorbed as Second Best. This transparently autobiographical film exposes its author as whiny, slimy, and smug. I have never been so repulsed by the characters in a movie or the people behind it. It must take Weber’s psychiatrist every ounce of strength not to drug his client and talk him into feeding pieces of his face to a dog.
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