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“The Bostonians,” “The Lost Weekend,” “Capeside Revisited,” The Long Goodbye,” “Use Your Disillusion,” “High Anxiety,” “Text, Lies, and Videotape,” “Hotel New Hampshire,” “Four Scary Stories,” “Appetite for Destruction,” “Something Wild,” “Sleeping Arrangements,” “Something Wilder,” “Guerilla Filmmaking,” “Downtown Crossing,” “In a Lonely Place,” “Highway to Hell,” “Cigarette Burns,” “100 Light Years From Home,” “Separate Ways (Worlds Apart),” “After Hours,” “The Abby,” “Swan Song”

by Bill Chambers SPOILER WARNING IN EFFECT. A little over a month ago, I had all of my wisdom teeth plus their four adjacent molars extracted, and I honestly can’t decide what I’d prefer: going through that ordeal again, or suffering the fifth season of “Dawson’s Creek” a third time. This, friends, is where the shameless apologist who reviewed seasons one through four for this site throws up his hands in defeat–I got nothin’. Interestingly, the series predicted its own fall from grace the previous year by having Joey (Katie Holmes) deliver one of the show’s trademark po-mo diatribes:

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“Coming Home,” “Failing Down,” “Two Gentlemen of Capeside,” “Future Tense,” “A Family Way,” “Great Xpectations,” “You Had Me at Goodbye,” “The Unusual Suspects,” “Kiss Kiss Bang Bang,” “Self Reliance,” “The Tao of Dawson,” “The Te of Pacey,” “Hopeless,” “A Winter’s Tale,” “Four Stories,” “Mind Games,” “Admissions,” “Eastern Standard Time,” “Late,” “Promicide,” “Separation Anxiety,” “The Graduate,” “Coda”

by Bill Chambers SPOILER WARNING IN EFFECT. “Dawson’s Creek” recuperated from the departure of Kevin Williamson in time to mastermind the series’ shrewdest tangent yet, that which brought Joey (Katie Holmes) and Pacey (Joshua Jackson) together as boyfriend/girlfriend. Stoking the fourth and smoothest season of the show, the growing pains of that initially illicit union are deftly drawn within the parameters of entertainment for–I shan’t kid myself–the young and the docile. Indeed, year four of “Dawson’s Creek” is arguably the first (and, unfortunately, indisputably the last) in which all of the protagonists are recognizably human at regular intervals–even the series floaters are not their customarily boorish selves, with the exception of a snobby yacht club proprietor (Carolyn Hennesy) whom the creators just as admirably demonstrate no urge to redeem. (Of course, they can’t resist a few geek-revenge moments at her expense.) Most of the season’s missteps are, tellingly, not only a by-product of striking out into fairly virgin territory (literally, in some cases), but also harbingers as ominous as black cats and broken mirrors of “Dawson’s Creek”‘s downward spiral once the action moved from fictional Capeside to refinished sets posing as Boston.

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“Like a Virgin”, “Homecoming”, “None of the Above”, “Home Movies”, “Indian Summer”, “Secrets & Lies”, “Escape from Witch Island”, “Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner”, “Four to Tango”, “First Encounters of the Close Kind”, “Barefoot at Capefest,” “A Weekend in the Country”, “Northern Lights”, “The Valentine’s Day Massacre”, “Crime and Punishment”, “To Green, With Love”, “Cinderella Story”, “Neverland”, “Stolen Kisses”, “The Longest Day”, “Show Me Love”, “The Anti-Prom”, “True Love”

by Bill Chambers SPOILER WARNING IN EFFECT. With zeitgeist lightning-rod Kevin Williamson having jumped ship at the end of the second year, the training wheels were off for season three of “Dawson’s Creek”, and the show immediately drove, arms flailing, into a tree, an analogy that draws itself when a slaphappy Dawson (James Van Der Beek) crashes a speedboat in the premiere. However ironic my appreciation of the show might ultimately be, its third season starts out appreciably terrible. Falsely equating Williamson’s liberal mindset with titillation, a mostly-new writing staff (there was something of an unrelated mass exodus when Williamson left, with head scribe Mike White answering the beacon of “Freaks and Geeks” and others taking similar advantage of the teen boom) resorted to Aaron Spelling licentiousness–even wallflower Joey (Katie Holmes) doffs her clothes in the season opener. It’s her attempt to win back Dawson after ostracizing him at the close of the previous season, and more absurdly than that, it backfires. (I’ve seen The Gift.)

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“The Kiss”, “Crossroads”, “Alternative Lifestyles”, “Tamara’s Return”, “Full Moon Rising”, “The Dance”, “The All-Nighter”, “The Reluctant Hero”, “The Election”, “High Risk Behavior”, “Sex, She Wrote,” “Uncharted Waters”, “His Leading Lady”, “To Be or Not to Be…”, “…That is the Question”, “Be Careful What You Wish For”, “Psychic Friends”, “A Perfect Wedding”, “Abby Morgan, Rest in Peace”, “Reunited”, “Ch…Ch…Ch…Changes”, “Parental Discretion Advised”

by Bill Chambers SPOILER WARNING IN EFFECT. In striving for an original approach to reviewing the sophomore year of a show for which there are already umpteen online episode guides at one’s disposal, I’ve decided to take inventory of “Dawson’s Creek: The Complete Second Season”‘s seven major players. A series driven by personalities, if far from light on incident, “Dawson’s Creek”, as executive producer Paul Stupin says in his DVD commentary for the season finale (or is it the premiere?), hit pay dirt with its core ensemble, so let’s examine how their roles evolved beyond the preliminary 13-episode run–and meet a couple of interlopers while we’re at it.

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starring James Van Der Beek, Katie Holmes, Michelle Williams, Joshua Jackson
screenplay by Kevin Williamson & Maggie Friedman
directed by James Whitmore, Jr. (“All Good Things…”) and Greg Prange (“…Must Come to an End”)

by Bill Chambers SPOILER WARNING IN EFFECT. When it first aired, I was fuming. But I’ve not only come to terms with the series finale of “Dawson’s Creek”, I’ve grown to appreciate it, too. What I realized on a second viewing (not as superfluous as you might think: the DVD that facilitated a reassessment restores 20 minutes of footage cut from the broadcast version) was that my own tenuous but apparently fundamental identification with the main character, a movie lover and amateur filmmaker prone to befriending unattainable hotties, was getting in the way of appreciating a perfectly laudable reversal of expectations. There’s no sense beating around the bush: Joey (Katie Holmes) picked suave Pacey (Joshua Jackson). The first “Dawson’s Creek” scripted by series creator Kevin Williamson since the second season’s “…That Is the Question” (in tandem with which he announced he was stepping down as the show’s Professor Marvel), the two-part capper–aired as a movie-of-the-week–leaves Dawson (James Van Der Beek) without a fallback girl, as Joey romantically rejects Dawson on the heels of the passing of her alternate: single-mother Jen (Michelle Williams), who dies from a rare heart condition.