Cheech & Chong’s Nice Dreams (1981) – DVD

Cheech & Chong’s Nice Dreams (1981) – DVD

Posted in1980s, 2006, Authors: Travis Mackenzie Hoover, Comedy, Crime, DVD

Nice Dreams
**½/**** Image A- Sound A-
starring Cheech Marin, Tommy Chong, Stacy Keach, Evelyn Guerrero
screenplay by Thomas Chong & Richard “Cheech” Marin
directed by Thomas Chong

by Travis Mackenzie Hoover To say that Cheech & Chong’s Nice Dreams is not a critic’s picture would be putting it mildly. Its thick, aimless cloud of pot smoke clearly targets a demographic that is determined (or chemically primed) to laugh at the most formless of gags and sketchily-designed comic situations. Still, I found myself admiring Cheech and Chong’s balls in crafting a film that would cause Syd Field and his devotees some serious hemorrhaging. A wafer-thin plot is contrived as the means of our pair indulging in what used to be disparagingly called “drug humour”: nothing is about the completion of the narrative task except in the crudest sense of the term. Instead, the film is dogged in its recreation of nonsense talk on a night spent passing around a joint or two, where nobody reaches a conclusion and everybody laughs themselves silly.

Sarah Silverman: Jesus is Magic (2005) – DVD

Sarah Silverman: Jesus is Magic (2005) – DVD

Posted in2000s, 2005, 2006, Authors: Bill Chambers, Authors: Walter Chaw, Comedy, Concert Doc, DVD, Music

*½/**** Image B+ Sound B+ Extras C
directed by Liam Lynch

by Walter Chaw It starts off on the wrong foot and never recovers, this first showcase for the brilliant Sarah Silverman to strut her aggressively, pointedly offensive stuff. Something about the deadpan seriousness of her delivery sells jokes about being raped by her doctor (“A very bittersweet experience for a Jewish girl”), about the “alleged” Holocaust, about how the best time to have a baby is “when you’re a black teenager,” or about how she’ll always remember 9/11 as the day she discovered how many calories were in a soy chai latte. And that you’re never meant to know with absolute certainty if she’s aware exactly how horrible are the things she’s saying could be part of the schtick.

Cars (2006)

Posted in2000s, 2006, Adventure, Animation, Authors: Walter Chaw, Comedy, Family, Pixar, Sports

*½/****
screenplay by John Lasseter & Philip Loren & Kiel Murray
directed by John Lasseter

by Walter Chaw Soulless and anchorless, Pixar’s Cars is the company’s first all-around failure. It’s got something to do with the lack of a human grounding: the only other time Pixar stumbled was with its similarly bleak A Bug’s Life (that picture resorting, like Cars, to racial caricature as its primary tentpole), which is also the only other time the company has neglected to ground its story with homo sapien ballast. It’s telling that a company pioneering machine-tooled animation so relies on that hint of humanity for its effectiveness; in its place, Cars resorts to cheap name-games (all the cities are car-parts except, dubiously, Los Angeles) as its primary gag and relies on a string of racing in-jokes (Darrell Cartrip, get it? Yeah, me neither) to lubricate its worn-down gears. It’s the product of the “Larry the Cable Guy” school of redneck effacement tacked onto a tired redemption romantic comedy, even more tired fish-out-of-water malarkey, and finally an inexplicable blanket criticism of all things urban. Sub-vaudeville gags with weak payoffs and rudderless execution are the things one would rightly expect from a DreamWorks flick–pity that their strain of high-concept lack of inspiration seems to respect no host.

The Break-Up (2006)

Posted in2000s, 2006, Authors: Walter Chaw, Comedy, Drama, Romance, Theatrical Release

**/****
starring Vince Vaughn, Jennifer Aniston, Joey Lauren Adams, Ann-Margret
screenplay by Jeremy Garelick & Jay Lavender
directed by Peyton Reed

by Walter Chaw Vince Vaughn can never seem sincere, only dazed and slack, making his proto-slob Gary in Peyton Reed’s infernal The Break-Up an odd object of desire for art gallery receptionist Brooke–or he would be if Brooke weren’t played by vanilla pudding Jennifer Aniston. The problem with the picture is that it’s Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf? (or the more-often-invoked Scenes from a Marriage)–with healthy doses of Swingers and The 40 Year Old Virgin to confuse the rancour–played by one-note actors who demonstrate not a soupçon of chemistry, thereby engendering zero rooting interest in their counterparts’ reunion. (The fact that the two stars appear to have found love off camera regardless suggests the Proof of Life Effect for the anti-romcom set.) You have to respect a picture that sports at least three or four scenes straight out of Hell and has the good sense at one point to mention it in so many words, like when Brooke comes home to find Gary engaged in some weird bacchanal, the two exchanging a long wordless look across the wasteland as the world comes to an end. But there’s so little presence demonstrated by either of the principals that the movie finally feels disconnected and inconsequential.

The Producers (2005) [Widescreen] – DVD

The Producers (2005) [Widescreen] – DVD

Posted in2000s, 2005, 2006, Authors: Bill Chambers, Authors: Walter Chaw, Comedy, Crime, DVD, Musical, Satire, ZERO STARS

ZERO STARS/**** Image A Sound A- Extras B
starring Nathan Lane, Matthew Broderick, Uma Thurman, Will Ferrell
screenplay by Mel Brooks & Thomas Meehan
directed by Susan Stroman

by Walter Chaw Max Bialystock (Nathan Lane) is responsible for exactly the kind of garbage that runs for years on the Great White Way, except that for the purposes of The Producers, his plays close in a couple of days, leaving Bialystock constantly on the verge of bankruptcy and at the mercy of a long, horny line of elderly widows and rich spinsters. I don’t think old women in pillbox hats renting Nathan Lane by the hour for a few dry humps is particularly funny (or realistic)–but some people, especially those reared on vaudeville, think it’s hysterical. When auditor Leo Bloom (Matthew Broderick) casually mentions that it might actually be more profitable to stage a very expensive flop, Max hatches a plan in which the two will mount the worst stage production in history, thus bilking their investors out of a coupla million. After finding the worst playwright (Will Ferrell), the worst director (Gary Beach), and the worst actress (Ulla (Uma Thurman)), they proceed to stage a musical that celebrates the Third Reich called “Springtime for Hitler”. Lo and behold, it’s taken as tongue-in-cheek and becomes the talk of the town. You’d call it “irony” except that this eventuality is not at all unexpected–and wasn’t even when it happened the first time, in 1968.

Rock ‘n’ Roll High School (1979) [Rock On Edition] – DVD

Rock ‘n’ Roll High School (1979) [Rock On Edition] – DVD

Posted in1970s, 2006, Authors: Travis Mackenzie Hoover, Comedy, DVD, Music, Teen

***/**** Image B+ Sound B+ Extras A-
starring P.J. Soles, Vincent Van Patten, Clint Howard, Dey Young
screenplay by Richard Whitley & Russ Dvonich and Joseph McBride
directed by Allan Arkush

by Travis Mackenzie Hoover I could be fastidious and tell you of Rock ‘N’ Roll High School‘s faults–that it’s cheesy, for instance, with cheap jokes and a relentlessly peppy mindset that somehow contradicts the presence of punk pioneers The Ramones. Yet the film’s various demerits add up to a plus, as the exuberance of the whole thing renders it absurdly enjoyable. Much like punk itself (though not like punk at all), the inappropriateness of juxtaposed elements creates sparks that make you wanna dance. This is the big latter-day musical John Landis was gunning for with The Blues Brothers but had too much money and too little sense to achieve: a film that resurrects the innocent, let’s-put-on-a-show mentality of old musicals and mates it to the burning-schoolhouse mentality of rock-and-roll. Most people can see that The Ramones have no place in a bouncy teen comedy, but that’s almost the best joke in the movie’s arsenal.

The Ringer (2005) – DVD

The Ringer (2005) – DVD

Posted in2000s, 2005, 2006, Authors: Walter Chaw, Comedy, DVD, Romance, Sports

*½/**** Image A Sound A Extras C
starring Johnny Knoxville, Brian Cox, Katherine Heigl, Jed Rees
screenplay by Ricky Blitt
directed by Barry W. Blaustein

by Walter Chaw There are a couple of fascinating things embedded in the premise and execution of Barry W. Blaustein’s Farrelly Brothers-produced The Ringer, the story of Steve Barker, a broke cubicle monkey who tries to do the right thing and ends up trying to rig the Special Olympics by impersonating a mentally challenged athlete. One is the notion that it’s easier to feign retardation to the non-challenged than it is to the challenged; and the other is that, in taking Barker’s “Jeffy” at face value, there’s actually less offense in this broad play for sentimental, slapstick chuckles than in the Oscar-winning/aspiring pieces (Forrest Gump, I Am Sam, Rain Man) Steve uses as research. “There’s the secret,” a habit-clad Kate Winslet confides to Ricky Gervais in the brilliant debut of his new show, “Extras”. “If you want an Oscar, you have to play a mental.”

American Dad – Volume One (2005) – DVD

Posted in2000s, 2005, 2006, Animation, Authors: Travis Mackenzie Hoover, Comedy, DVD, Television

Image A Sound A Extras C
“American Dad (Pilot),” “Threat Levels,” “Stan Knows Best,” “Francine’s Flashback,” “Roger Codger,” “Homeland Insecurity,” “Deacon Stan, Jesus Man,” “Bullocks to Stan,” “A Smith in the Hand,” “All About Steve,” “Con Heir,” “Stan of Arabia (Part One),” “Stan of Arabia (Part Two)”

by Travis Mackenzie Hoover “American Dad” is not without merit: though nowhere near as funny as Seth MacFarlane’s flagship series “Family Guy” (or as pithy as that show’s model, “The Simpsons”), it’s surprisingly watchable once you get into the groove of its initial 13-episode run. Still, its send-up of American chauvinism flips over rather easily into a celebration of same whenever it verges on damaging critique. “American Dad” is like that college radical who turns conservative upon realizing he has to bring home the bacon–in fact, it shores up the double-edged sword of all Dumb Father comedies like “Family Guy” and “The Simpsons”, which walk the knife-edge between mockery and glorification of the male imperative to be a thoughtless, self-indulgent jerk.

Second Best (2005) – DVD

Posted in2000s, 2005, 2006, Authors: Alex Jackson, Comedy, Drama, DVD

*/**** Image B Sound C+ Commentary A-
starring Joe Pantoliano, Jennifer Tilly, Boyd Gaines, Bronson Pinchot
written and directed by Eric Weber

by Alex Jackson Eric Weber’s Second Best is not only a bad movie, it’s an arrogantly bad movie. It thinks it has a God-given right to be poorly acted, written, and directed. Though I’m loath to endorse the source, to paraphrase “South Park” creator Trey Parker, I hate bad Hollywood films but I REALLY fucking hate bad independent films. You would have to be far out of the studio system and truly have the courage of your convictions to make a movie as utterly self-absorbed as Second Best. This transparently autobiographical film exposes its author as whiny, slimy, and smug. I have never been so repulsed by the characters in a movie or the people behind it. It must take Weber’s psychiatrist every ounce of strength not to drug his client and talk him into feeding pieces of his face to a dog.

Art School Confidential (2006)

Posted in2000s, 2006, Authors: Bill Chambers, Comedy, Drama, Mystery, Romance, Theatrical Release

*½/****
starring Max Minghella, Sophia Myles, John Malkovich, Anjelica Huston
screenplay by Daniel Clowes
directed by Terry Zwigoff

by Bill Chambers SPOILER WARNING IN EFFECT. When Daniel Clowes and Terry Zwigoff sat down to adapt the former’s graphic serial Ghost World for the screen, they divided up the task generationally, if you will, with the younger Clowes writing the Enid parts and Zwigoff writing the Seymour parts, which themselves have no correlative in the graphic novel. Clowes flew solo on the semi-autobiographical script for the pair’s latest collaboration, Art School Confidential, and the main problem with it is that it’s all Enid and no Seymour. In fact, the film is so relentlessly glib that the Enid doppelgänger who pops up now and again seems gratuitous–and moreover belabours a Ghost World comparison (much like the extended cameo from an unbilled Steve Buscemi) that only finds Art School Confidential wanting. The closest thing the movie has to a moral compass is Joel Moore’s Bardo, one of those career students who becomes the Virgil to freshman Dante Jerome (Max Minghella). Adrift in a sea of poseurs, Jerome struggles in vain to win over his contemporaries, including comely life-drawing model Audrey (Sophia Myles). Meanwhile, a serial strangler trolling the campus for victims not only becomes Jerome’s unwitting muse, but also provides one of his roommates, Vince (Ethan Suplee), with fodder for his thesis film.

RV (2006)

Posted in2000s, 2006, Adventure, Authors: Walter Chaw, Comedy, Family, Germany, Theatrical Release, UK

½*/****
starring Robin Williams, Jeff Daniels, Cheryl Hines, Kristin Chenowith
screenplay by Geoff Rodkey
directed by Barry Sonnenfeld

by Walter Chaw Shit, feral raccoons, hillbillies, tits, white-boy Ebonics, more shit, and oodles of forced sentimentality to propel the septic stew down our collective throat as we strain towards it, baby bird-like. Or so the theory goes. In the interest of complete disclosure, the reason Barry Sonnenfeld’s excrescent RV dodged a zero-star rating from me is that I actually laughed at a perversely perfect sewage geyser. It’s one thing when you’re all about the slapstick gross-out gag; another when, National Lampoon’s Vacation-style (the film that, structurally, RV, Johnson Family Vacation, Are We There Yet?, and so on most resemble), your trip across the middle of the United States yields insights into the caste and racial strata of our expansive country. Then you have a feckless relic like this that pulls its punches even in regards to the bigotry it directs at rednecks. There’s nothing to hold onto in RV, and it tries so hard to please that there’s not much joy in taking it down. It’s like kicking a puppy, with the puppy trying to lick your boot as you do it.

Mae West: The Glamour Collection [The Franchise Collection] – DVD

Mae West: The Glamour Collection [The Franchise Collection] – DVD

Posted in1930s, 1940s, 2006, Authors: Travis Mackenzie Hoover, Comedy, Drama, DVD, Music, Musical, Romance, Western

NIGHT AFTER NIGHT (1932)
*½/**** Image A- Sound A-
starring George Raft, Constance Cummings, Wynne Gibson, Mae West
screenplay by Vincent Lawrence and Kathryn Scola, based on the novel Single Night by Louis Bromfield
directed by Archie Mayo

I’M NO ANGEL (1933)
***½/**** Image A Sound A-
starring Mae West, Cary Grant, Gregory Ratoff, Edward Arnold
screenplay by Mae West
directed by Wesley Ruggles

GOIN’ TO TOWN (1935)
***/**** Image B+ Sound A-
starring Mae West, Paul Cavanagh, Gilbert Emery, Marjorie Gateson
screenplay by Mae West
directed by Alexander Hall

GO WEST YOUNG MAN (1936)
*½/**** Image A- Sound B+
starring Mae West, Warren William, Randolph Scott, Alice Brady
screenplay by Mae West, based on the play Personal Appearance by Lawrence Riley
directed by Henry Hathaway

MY LITTLE CHICKADEE (1940)
**½/**** Image B+ Sound B
starring Mae West, W.C. Fields, Joseph Calleia, Dick Foran
screenplay by Mae West & W.C. Fields
directed by Edward F. Cline

by Travis Mackenzie Hoover Flower Belle Lee reads some words off a school blackboard: “‘I am a good boy. I am a good man. I am a good girl.’ What is this, propaganda?” Thusly does My Little Chickadee sum up the appeal of its female star, Mae West, who invited all of us (but mostly women) to reject the nice behaviour we learned in school and chart a course based on glory and gratification. You can keep your Bette Davises and your Katharine Hepburns, so often punished for their lively behaviour or pushed into the arms of some man; rest assured that men found their way into West’s arms and not the other way around. Certain proto-feminist elements are inescapable: long before Laura Mulvey was a gleam in her mother’s eye, West would dare to return the male gaze and demand a sexual appetite equal to, if not exceeding, the men bound to use it against her in a double standard. There was only one standard in West’s world, and she set it.

Rescue Me: The Complete Second Season (2005) – DVD

Rescue Me: The Complete Second Season (2005) – DVD

Posted in2000s, 2005, 2006, Authors: Walter Chaw, Comedy, Drama, DVD, Television

Image A Sound A Extras C
“Voicemail,” “Harmony,” “Balls,” “Twat,” “Sensitivity,” “Reunion,” “Shame,” “Believe,” “Rebirth,” “Brains,” “Bitch,” “Happy,” “Justice”

by Walter Chaw If we proceed from the premise that the first season of FX’s firefighter series “Rescue Me” is an overt metaphor for the reconfiguration of society post-9/11 along tribal/machismo lines, the second season sees the rules established, leaving only the playing-out of über-civilization’s system of justice. It’s post-apocalyptic in the same manner as Walter Hill’s The Warriors: a diary of urban demolition and the erosion of decorum; the crude, reductive barbarism of its survivors is worn as a badge of honour. They’re martyrs in uniform flying the banner of the underpaid and overworked–credit the series for acknowledging their position on the cross a time or two through the firefighter’s natural archenemy, the bulls. The world as we knew it ended one day, and from its ashes rose cowboys, cowboy crusades, and a “bring it on” attitude towards loss of life and the dealing of death. If the show gets progressively more unpleasant and hard to justify, it also charts the same arc in our culture and society. And it makes perfect sense in this way (if in no other) that Season Two’s cliffhanger revolves around the senseless death of a child enlisted in a war not of his making and certainly beyond his comprehension.

High Anxiety (1977) – DVD

High Anxiety (1977) – DVD

Posted in1970s, 2006, Authors: Bill Chambers, Comedy, DVD, Mystery, Satire, Thriller

**/**** Image B Sound B
starring Mel Brooks, Madeline Kahn, Cloris Leachman, Harvey Korman
screenplay by Mel Brooks, Ron Clark, Rudy DeLuca, Barry Levinson
directed by Mel Brooks

by Bill Chambers There are three clever sight gags in Mel Brooks’s disingenuous love letter to Alfred Hitchcock High Anxiety, all of which poke fun at Hitchcock’s invasive camera. As far as I can tell, the remaining laughs have no real precedent in the Master’s work, while riffs on signature moments from Vertigo, Psycho, and The Birds elicit nary a titter. (It doesn’t help that filmmakers straight-faced and tongue-in-cheek alike had plundered those pictures long before Brooks came along; the movie was destined to be impotent in a Brian De Palma world.) Choosing the misbegotten Spellbound, oddly, as its jumping-off point, High Anxiety stars Brooks as acrophobic Dr. Richard H. Thorndyke, the new Chief of Staff at “The Psycho-Neurotic Institute for the Very, Very Nervous.” After stumbling upon some corrupt bookkeeping, Thorndyke is hustled off to a psychiatric convention by the scheming Nurse Diesel (Cloris Leachman, perhaps doing Rebecca‘s Mrs. Danvers) and her S&M-craving toady Dr. Charles Montague (Harvey Korman, doing Harvey Korman), where he meets the requisite blonde bombshell (Madeline Kahn) and becomes a murder suspect.

Edward Scissorhands (1990) [Anniversary Edition] – DVD

Edward Scissorhands (1990) [Anniversary Edition] – DVD

Posted in1990s, 2006, Authors: Walter Chaw, Comedy, Directors: Tim Burton, Drama, Fantasy, Romance

***/**** Image A- Sound B Extras C+
starring Johnny Depp, Winona Ryder, Dianne Wiest, Anthony Michael Hall
screenplay by Caroline Thompson
directed by Tim Burton

by Walter Chaw Edward (Johnny Depp), all of Edward Gorey blacks and angles, is the product of a variation on the Frankenstein myth, his mad scientist creator (Vincent Price) dying before he can replace Edward’s scissor-hands with wax appendages. Marooned at a child’s emotional development, he’s thus unburdened by the sort of rage for usurpation of Mary Shelly’s creation; when he kills his “father” by neither accident nor design, find in Edward an adolescent’s existential angst in an Oedipal split interrupted at the moment he was to be given the instruments of his ascension into “humanity” by his creator. The irony of his condition is expressed by the Stan Winston-designed shears with which he’s burdened, lost on the edges of civilization (Tim Burton’s twisted view of suburbia), cutting out articles from scavenged magazines and junk mail flyers and arranging them in a collage that includes a story about a boy without eyes, an ad for the kind of prefab-furniture favoured by Burton’s suburbanites, and a Madonna-and-child. Our introduction to Edward, facilitated by chirpy Avon sales lady and housewife Peg (Dianne Wiest), is the film’s signature set-piece, allowing as it does this twisted, tragic figure to emerge as both effrontery and holy effigy. For Burton, Edward glows with the romance of an eternal child–Peter Pan in love with a memory of Wendy for eternity, adrift with the Lost Boys and working with ice.

C.R.A.Z.Y. (2005) – DVD

C.R.A.Z.Y. (2005) – DVD

Posted in2000s, 2005, 2006, Authors: Travis Mackenzie Hoover, Canada, Comedy, Drama, DVD, Morocco

***½/**** Image A Sound A- Extras N/A
starring Michel Côté, Marc-André Grondin, Danielle Proulx, Pierre-Luc Brillant
written and directed by Jean-Marc Vallée

by Travis Mackenzie Hoover The emotional epic that Canada deserves but never gets has finally arrived. There are no finger-wagging lessons here, no sluggish trudges through masochistic misery, no pointless abstractions hammered home a few too many times–only the sense that, despite the constant, agonizing gauntlet one runs in a lifetime, it’s all worth it in the long, ecstatic view. C.R.A.Z.Y. isn’t interested in wallowing in misery, though its narrative has plenty of that: instead, it’s cheerleading the endless struggle to get what you need, and its refusal to acquiesce or admit defeat makes it a special movie. That it comes from Quebec is entirely predictable (although their last crossover success, The Barbarian Invasions, was about a suicide); what isn’t predictable is how charged, how unpretentious, and how light on its feet it is even for Canada’s provincial hotbed of film talent. C.R.A.Z.Y. suggests we might be good for something other than fictional defeat and documentaries on Paul Anka.

Friends with Money (2006)

Posted in2000s, 2006, Authors: Walter Chaw, Comedy, Drama, Romance, Theatrical Release

**/****
starring Jennifer Aniston, Joan Cusack, Catherine Keener, Frances McDormand
written and directed by Nicole Holofcener

by Walter Chaw Nicole Holofcener follows her marginal success Lovely and Amazing with the equally marginal failure Friends with Money, presenting a series of interpersonal apocalypses as awkward dinner parties and scenes made unwisely at Old Navy by super-successful fashion designers. It’s not subtle in its broad strokes, and once the layers of Angelino self-mortification and obfuscation are plumbed, it’s not subtle in its character strokes, either. What it is is a caesura in the middle of those pictures that don’t care about their characters that’s only interested in its characters–a film that might be shorthanded as “European” in that nothing much happens as words and glances billow in carefully ventriloquited clouds. It’s about how people talk to one another among friends and then lover/confidants on the drive home, and as such, it provides a clearer look at conversation in any single exchange than does the whole of Crash. Friends with Money is a comparison of our intimate and our open lives; in the comparison, it suggests a third persona, an interiority–though not entirely successfully, making it only as good, really, as the conversation that it may itself inspire on the ride home.

Adam & Steve (2006)

Posted in2000s, 2006, Authors: Travis Mackenzie Hoover, Comedy, Drama, Music, Romance, Theatrical Release

*/****
starring Craig Chester, Malcolm Gets, Parker Posey, Chris Kattan
written and directed by Craig Chester

by Travis Mackenzie Hoover This site’s editor Bill and I were on the phone one night, and we came up with a pleasant dream: What if a movie’s stereotypical gay character–the one who gets all the bitchy repartee–actually wasn’t funny? Be careful what you wish for: Adam & Steve is all stereotypes, all the time, and none of them are remotely funny. Only not by design, like in our fantasy–it’s meant to be hilarious, meaning that you die of embarrassment on behalf of everyone involved. Although the film is supposed to be about a gay romance, its real theme is failure, and it’s so terrified to seem like anything less than an outrageous good time that it tries too hard. (That the film’s lone comedienne generally performs to crickets pretty much sums up the self-flagellant tone of the whole enterprise.) Hostile, ugly, and generally unpleasant to endure, it engenders fear intense enough to snuff out whatever lightness it might have had.

Fun with Dick and Jane (2005) – DVD

Fun with Dick and Jane (2005) – DVD

Posted in2000s, 2005, 2006, Authors: Bill Chambers, Authors: Walter Chaw, Comedy, Crime, DVD

½*/**** Image B Sound A- Extras B
starring Jim Carrey, Téa Leoni, Alec Baldwin, Richard Jenkins
screenplay by Judd Apatow & Nicholas Stoller
directed by Dean Parisot

by Walter Chaw Dean Parisot’s remake of Ted Kotcheff’s 1977 Fun with Dick and Jane is simultaneously lifeless and desperate, a collection of horrid eleventh-hour edits that result in jokes without punchlines and Carrey’s old physical-comedy riffs trotted out in the service of a half-assed redux of a half-assed original. The one nod to freshening up the original’s full-frontal assault on capitalism as a means towards happiness (a satirical slot machine tugged to better effect by the act and allure of playing “The Sims”) is that it’s set in the year 2000 and deals with corporate malfeasance of the kind most conspicuously indulged in by Enron. (In case you don’t get that, the last rimshot of the film is taken at Enron’s expense, while the first closing credit is a “special thanks” to Ken Lay and his lieutenants.) The fictional big bad fiscal wolf of the piece is Globodyne, presided over by Jack McAllister (Alec Baldwin, in his second corporate bigwig turn after Elizabethtown), a southerner mainly because “southerner” is one of the last cultural groups (along with, say, Asians and gays) you can mock without much fear of backlash. On the day before it’s revealed that “Big Jack” has stripped the corporate coffers (including pensions), Dick (Carrey) is promoted to VP of something or another, inspiring wife Jane (Leoni) to quit her job and pushing Dick before the cameras on some Lou Dobbs’s “Moneyline” show, where he discovers, in a very public way, that his steed is a paper tiger.

Huff: The Complete First Season; Masters of Horror: Dreams in the Witch House; Masters of Horror: Cigarette Burns – DVDs

Huff: The Complete First Season; Masters of Horror: Dreams in the Witch House; Masters of Horror: Cigarette Burns – DVDs

Posted in2000s, 2006, Authors: Walter Chaw, Comedy, Directors: John Carpenter, Drama, DVD, Horror

HUFF: THE COMPLETE FIRST SEASON (2004-2005)
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“Pilot,” “Assault and Pepper,” “Lipstick on Your Panties,” “Control,” “Flashpants,” “Is She Dead?,” “That Fucking Cabin,” “Cold Day in Shanghai,” “Christmas Is Ruined,” “The Good Doctor,” “The Sample Closet,” “All the King’s Horses,” “Crazy Nuts & All Fucked Up”

MASTERS OF HORROR: H.P. LOVECRAFT’S DREAMS IN THE WITCH HOUSE (2005)
Image A Sound A Extras A+
starring Ezra Godden, Chelah Horsdal
teleplay by Dennis Paoli & Stuart Gordon, based on the story by H.P. Lovecraft
directed by Stuart Gordon

MASTERS OF HORROR: CIGARETTE BURNS (2005)
Image A Sound A Extras A+
starring Norman Reedus, Udo Kier
teleplay by Drew McWeeny & Scott Swan
directed by John Carpenter

by Walter Chaw In an effort to step out from the shadow of HBO’s remarkable run of original programming, Showtime contributes to the noise pollution with sub-par retreads like the inexplicably-lauded hour-longs “Weeds”, “The L Word”, and the puffed-up psychodrama “Huff”. I’m a big fan of Hank Azaria, for no good reason, I guess, beyond his long-term involvement with “The Simpsons”, but cast herein as the titular shrink (Craig “Huff” Huffstodt) who witnesses a gay patient (Noel Fisher) commit suicide in his office in the pilot episode, Azaria finds more than just his character neutered and ineffectual. The writing is the first problem with “Huff”, leaning hard as it does on the Dr. Phil Handbook for Fake Shrinks in its therapy sessions (leave out the dead gay kid, incidentally, and until episode four’s guy-who-refuses-to-shit Huff’s patients all appear to be beautiful women) and making the bad mistake of thinking that castrating bitch goddess mothers (Blythe Danner, playing Estelle Getty), nymphomaniac wives (Paget Brewster), and precious/precocious kids (Anton Yelchin) will write themselves out of narrative Bermuda Triangles. Its lack of originality and stultifying obviousness isn’t what I hate (it’s too boring to hate), though: what I hate is the intrusion of the supernatural in the character of a Hungarian panhandler (Jack Lauger) Huff helps in ways so astonishingly altruistic as to suggest religious mania–not to mention an aesthetic that applies edits and score with the feckless aggression of the genuinely clueless. It looks cool, it sounds sage, and it leaves characters stranded in the middle of a whole lot of slick, iMovie-crunched, amateurish bullshit.