Annual Professional Commentary on the Oscar Nominations (2013 edition)
by Bill Chambers
Best Motion Picture of the Year
Amour (2012): To Be Determined = sure
Argo (2012): Grant Heslov, Ben Affleck, George Clooney = shrug
Beasts of the Southern Wild (2012): Dan Janvey, Josh Penn, Michael Gottwald = barf
Django Unchained (2012): Stacey Sher, Reginald Hudlin, Pilar Savone = still haven't @!$#ing seen it
Les Misérables (2012): Tim Bevan, Eric Fellner, Debra Hayward, Cameron Mackintosh = barf
Life of Pi (2012): Gil Netter, Ang Lee, David Womark = hmmm
Lincoln (2012): Steven Spielberg, Kathleen Kennedy = you knew this was coming
Silver Linings Playbook (2012): Donna Gigliotti, Bruce Cohen, Jonathan Gordon = yawn
Zero Dark Thirty (2012): Mark Boal, Kathryn Bigelow, Megan Ellison = thumbs-up emoticon